5A. Attack of the Saucer Morons

Zim was cruising in his voot runner gathering info about human law enforcement machines when his ship got destroyed by an evil death bee. He goes back and gets his voot carrier, disguises it as a pig, and returns to where the voot runner crashed only to see that it was captured by this group of humans called "the Children ofthe Bright and Shining Saucer". Later, the saucer morons capture Zim's voot carrier. When Zim goes back for it, the morons see him in his alien form and capture the alien. Later, GIR comes along disguised as a government man and takes Zim away. Later, Zim and GIR crash into another alien convention.

5B. The Wettening

One day in school, it started to rain. Zim doesn't know what rain is, so Dib uses this to his advantage. Zim steps out in the rain, only to see that water burns him up. Dib starts to think he's got Zim beat. Zim and Dib go into a few water skirmishes, then come Monday, the real war begins. Dib invents a water balloon launcher while Zim has something even more complex planned for the war. He steals all of Earth's water and shoots it into a HUGE water balloon and drops it on Dib. Zim has won the water war, but his head gets stuck when he tries to go into his lab.

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